O Tanqueray

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O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

Thy piney taste unchanging

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

4 times distilled British gin amazing (sing fast to fit it all in)

In summer winter fall and spring

A Christmas taste you always bring

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

They piney taste unchanging

 

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

Much pleasure canst thou give me (no need to change the original verse it says it all)

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

I am in love with Ginny

In tonic clear and over rocks

you kick my pants and knock off my socks

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

Much pleasure canst thou give me

 

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

Thy green bottle shines so brightly

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

I sing around thee nightly

From stem to stern I drink thee down

My wife likes me more when you're around

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

Thy green bottle shines so brightly

 

Charles Tanqueray Charles Tanqueray

How richly did God gift thee

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray

I am kind of gin rummy

It takes a few to get me there

but once I am I've not a care

O Tanqueray O Tanqueray (slow building epic finishsung as in a bar by men with handle bar mustaches)

I love you ooooooooooooooooooooooooh sooooooooooo dearly